Interestinggg...

Look at the these pieces of neked people spelling somthing out. It was interesting to me because i looked at each single letter and there was a lot of DPT action. DPT=DICK PUSSY & TITTIES action. Im not a perv not do i spend the majority of my time watching pornos or "BOMBAS" or anything... OFF TOP .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS !

JESUS L aka my roomate just turned 20 years young! Riza and Tohn said that they were goin buy beers so we could play drinking games AND they also bought Hostess cupcakes and put candles in then...WHATTAH LAME ASS CAKE . hahah jp it was cutseyyy .

We ended up playing a numerous amount of beer games with 1 twelve pack of bud light but i was faded. Our first beer we all had to chug one. Our second and third beer was that we had to play flip cup. Our last beer we played kings cup which the rules were pretty confusing but it was all good cause i drew the last KING . hahah but yeah i am pretty fuckn excited that Jesus is having his birthday party at the apartment and it is the last birthday party the roommates will have at fair lake! but its all good because were just gonna have to make this one count... OFF TOP .

Lent 2009

My last cigarette for 40 days and 39 Nights.

My hommie at church hooked me up with the ashes. But lent is basically when catholics give up a bad habit for 40 days (EASTER!). I went to mass off of Arden and the priest was preaching that we should give up something that will make us a better person in the long run. So i was thinking to myself and i decided to give up cigarettes because i know it is a bad habit i should do without. It gonna be pretty hard because i usually smoke stoges after some drinks, after a hardy meal, mainly at parties EEEKKKK. I guess i need to find another alternative to cigarettes or somthing because its gonna be pretty hard but i think i got the faith to do it... OFF TOP .

History BLOWS

Writing about African Americans and how they began industrializing .

I always sit by my Nigga BRENT CLEMETS white man in front of me. In out English class we always have these little group things and he is my go to guy no homo. As long as i look interested and make my input about the project, he always writes all the answers down and basically speaks for the group. On top of that i have a BAD ASS professor name Professor Poescopo or somthing like that. SHE A COUGAR... OFF TOP .

BEANS

My favorite nephew beans doin WORK on the quesidillas.

mmm the best chocolate sandwiches EVER...OFF TOP .

Carlos Rasi and Dereks house

The only things in dereks fridge...Spam salsa and medication .

getting faded and waiting for Derek and them to come back from taco bell. we passed the time by being faded and listening the rave music. me and deetee ended up waking up at 420 in the morning on dereks couch. Rasi and christian brothers dnt mix well...OFF TOP .

Chevys 3 person meal...10.73

These waiters HATTED US.

Deetee with the flat top..."dont show my face...jst the hair" -deetee

Salsa and tortillas.

All these free salsa, chips and tortillas

the only thing we paid for and it was 10 dollars..a chicken quesidilla. Me reemy and deetee were supposed to go to sac for the bi and dons party but kushy flakked...ONCE AGAIN . but we decided to eat at chevys and piss off the waitiers by asking refills of Salsa,Chips, Tortillas and water. We shared the quesidilla which was pretty tastey and they had NO tip cause we didnt have no mula. But it was also hella coo cause chevys was playing the Warriors vs. Thunder which by the way the warriors won...OFF TOP .

Friday Night Rancho Partyyy

Deetee got the fresh high top. Free HUSTLA

and ohhh yes the infamous penis ash tray. It was a vintage party at an abandoned house in rancho and it was iight. It would be fun if i got fadded there but i drove so i had to get some togo. Got fadded reemys house and k.oed over there...OFF TOP .

Fridays with my favorite COUSIN

My cousin adam's house...its always been hella messy ever since we was little ass kids.

My nigga Jesus' Bong.

My cousin broke down box chev with racoon prints all over it.

Fuck the bong cause niggas only fuck with swishers.

My nigga adam fuckn with the blezzie...i tought my nigga to ghost.

then my turn...

24 hunded block

DOME FITZ off of Park St downtown Alameda. Shout outs for the huf hat .

Random ass furniture store that was only a hallway.



Obama wants change .

There rpetty sexist cause they give girls small waters but the MEN big ass waters.

Pinata salad C-


Well i made the trip all the way out to Alameda to come see my cousin adam cause i havent seen him in a minute. When i got there he already had a bag and he said the streets of Alameda was hot so we taked out his bathroom and turned on the hot water(Jamacan Shower). We then walked downtown Alameda and went shopping. Then we went to san leandro for nordsrtum rack and i copped the Cool Water. We then burned at a park near Downtown and we ate at this place called La Pinata. Chips salsa B- Salad C- Burritos B+. watah ADVENTURE...OFF TOP .

Fixies?

So i was on the way down Folsom to grab some Jamba Juice and i seen homeboy with a fixie. He looked pretty old like around 30ish and he was doin it. He was balancing on the red light and he was breakin a sweat. When the light turned green he dirted and he was gettin windy. Now thats a real OG fixie ridder...OFF TOP .

Stephs Cotty continuation

Another Picture of the ALL GIRL ENTOURAGE?...DA EFF?

TRACK 10... NO HOE REMIX...OFF TOP .

Vans X Crooks GUCCI!

So i was in the mall yesterday and I decided to go into Zumies. I was looking at the shoes and a shoe that looked like it was made with gucci colors caught my eye. I picked it up and it was vans with a Gucci colorway. i seen the black one in person and i liked the snake skin leather with the gucci colors. it is a MUST COP... OFF TOP .

Fruit Anyone?

Dunks made out of watermelon and kiwi pieces.

Air Max made out of i dont know but it looks pretty legit to me... OFF TOP .

Rainy Days and Tuesdays Alwaies Get Me Down

In my Coms05 Class we have to get up in front of class with our group and say a 22 acumlitive timed speech. Theres was actually interesting, because they were talking about non verbal communications i think.

But on the bad note it was raining hard as fuck and the umbrella corey left in my car could barley work because the wind would flip it insideout. But on top of that my fuckn shoes got wet meaning my socks got wet meaning francis hates wet socks.. OFF TOP .

Country Side

Innitial D...i dnt even know how to play but it looks interesting.

Well me and william burned at florin park and didnt have anything to do. It was raining the hardest it could ever be and corey and william wanted to play some initial D. Ive been watching my niggas play initial d for years so i wasnt trippen. The drive to countryside was BULLSHIT though. Hella rain where i cant even see in front of me and other people splashing water in front of my fucking window and shit. but ir was all good because i made it home early enough to watch the new episode of JKP8... OFF TOP .

Cologne HUNT

Dayem target used to fuck around and have my sent "Cool Water" Davidoff, but i guess they dont sell it no more. I tried looking at Nordstrom rack, walmart, and even SD mart and i cant even find my sent. SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!

ALSO! in the target bathroom. the only cold water dispensing faucet! hhahah Target you cheap bastards... OFF TOP .

Steph's Cotty/Valentines Day

Steph's All Girl Entourage?!?...WAHHHH

Chocolate Fountain...No Homo but i was dippin my shit in there.

My name tag...would you please pass the grey poe pawns?

The BEST cotty food i ever fucked with at a cotty. The Salmon was fuckn tastey...AND THE BOTTOMLESS tea.

My nigga Deetee and Jacob aka mised in action . m nigga ghosted for a minute thou.

The cotty slide show...alot of AWHHH, Calps, and DEETEE .

Father Daughter Dance and where the fake tears start comming out! hahah jp steph. Well in my 19 years of living I have experienced many cotty's but this one was pretty IIGHT. Well it was actually special because it was on valentines day at the fairfield Hilton which had the best cotty food ever. But the cotty was the same old cotty, dinner, slideshow, 18 candles and roses, performances then afterparty. Mt nigga Boogie and Mark made the trip out but my nigga jay the dj coudlnt play any more slaps cause they was trippen. But the afterparty was pretty koo in the beggining..AND they was playin the slow jam slaps in the middle of the 18 roses...OFF TOP .